Top Ten
Ok – this is a first for the Little Brown House. Yep, the first time I have done a top ten post!
I thought I might try it out as my husband is at a
hockey game and there is nothing on TV…..
(ok – there is a zombie movie on – but I’m pretty sure I
can keep up with the plot while posting)
I decided to share my ten favorite search phrases. Google keeps a record of phrases
that bring people to your blog and
some of them crack me up -
Others are just plain disturbing….
Number 10:
I have two sharing the number 10 position – as they are variations on the same theme.
“Picture of Shabby Chic makeovers by frugal mom’s”
“Frugal makeovers by Shabby Chic mom’s”
So would I would rather be a Shabby Chic mom or a Frugal one? Can a person do both?
Number 9:
“I put on my tights”
This one really scares me… first of all, I am not sure what they are looking for..
and then there is the question of why did I get picked? I mentioned my tights
in one frugal fashionista post. I haven’t done any of those for a long time and
this search is one of the reasons!
Here I am in my tights – I put them on…..
On to
Number 8:
“Hide treadmill with screen door”
It actually makes me feel better that someone else is looking for this..
Yes, that is my treadmill hidden behind the folding doors – of course I use it..
I just don’t use it for walking… But I know if it wasn’t in the room I would walk on it
even less. My logic is inescapable….even my husband had no argument….
Number 7:
Pedicure Word Art
This one makes it hard to sleep at night.. I am disturbed on many levels….
Number 6:
“Powered by Project Natal”
So obviously terrorists are searching my blog – perhaps “Brown House” is
a code name for some ultra secret weapon?
Number 5:
“Little Brown House movie”
I am thinking either Meg Ryan or Angelina Jolie to play me?
What do you think? Close enough?
I guess Angelina would have to cut back on the Botox….
Number 4:
“Heating vent in wall curtain hanging”
This person is clearly looking for a crime story - and I try to keep The Little Brown
House a crime free zone – that is how important my readers are to me… its just who I am..
Number 3:
“Couponomic Stimulous Package”
This phrase led google straight to my Game Day Nacho’s post..
leading me to believe that “Couponomic” must be another word for gas…..
Number 2:
“Someone taking pictures of themselves”
That’s all I’m going to say about that…….
And Number 1:
“Peanut Brittle Word Art”
I guess there is a lot you can do with word art – and apparently
it is not just to look at. I do have posts about both Peanut
Brittle and Word Art, I can only hope this poor soul was able
to find what they were looking for… maybe if I included the pedicure….
Adrienne
809 days ago
These crack me up! And I think you should opt for Meg Ryan. She’s adorable, and could pass for your sister.
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Jennie
809 days ago
Hil.ar.i.ous!!! Loved reading these! And am now unbelievably curious about the Google search thing! Where did you find it?
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The Lumberjack's Wife
809 days ago
I love reading the google searches-but they do creep me out, too , from time to time.
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Jan
808 days ago
That’s some funny stuff there……….
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Carol Harlow
807 days ago
What a great post, you had me roaring with laughter! There are such great ways to entertain ourselves these days! Not like the old days when you just read a book when there was nothing on tv!
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Lori @ Couponomic Stimulus Package
806 days ago
That’s absolutely HILARIOUS!!! Pedicure Word Art and Putting on tights are my fav! But then again, since I’m the cause of some of that gas….;)
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