Not Your G-Ma’s Wardrobe – Layers
Welcome to another edition of NYGW!!
I come to you today with a question -
How do you feel about layers? Do you wear layers often or are you a one-piece at a time person?
I think you would call me a fan of layers. I tend to dress that way year round.
I have several reasons for choosing a layered life:
2) Hiding lumps and bumps
3)Plunging necklines and short skirts
4) Hiding lumps and bumps
5) The miracle of Spandex
6) Hiding lumps and bumps
I don’t know if I mentioned that I also like to dress in layers to hide lumps and bumps..
Here is a picture of the outfit I wore today -
I may have gone overboard with the layers this time…
Sometimes I am afraid that too many layers add bulk, rather than the effect I want.
Which is hiding lumps and bumps….
This is a dress, with a vest over it, leggings under it, belted, with a jean jacket..
Thats five layers for those of you keeping track.
I was really rockin the layers…
Not to mention what is under the dress..you know – the unmentionables.
Which may or may not contain a large dose of spandex.
If I was to need resuscitation with those little electric paddles thingies
they would have to use the jaws of life to get past my clothes..
And while we are talking layers, you may notice that I have
even brought my hair in on the theme.
Yes ladies and gentlemen, there is a big ole line of dark roots on that head.
I would like to thank unemployment for this particular look…..
I keep hearing people say dark roots are “in” now. I feel certain that is a rumor started
by a group of middle aged ladies that can no longer afford to get their hair done.
Maybe if we all come together and begin posting dark-rooted-ladies pictures on Pinterest
it will start a revolution – I know we can do it. Who is with me?
I feel like this picture makes me look a little thinner – even with the layers..
I think I will use it as my Facebook profile picture….
For more run on sentences and incessant chatter – come and check out this weeks wardrobe post..