Not Your G-Ma’s Wardrobe
You missed these soulful pictures of me gazing at nothing while pushing the
little camera remote in my hand didn’t you…..
I knew it!
So I thought I would pop in for another extended facebook status..
Just because I miss you guys.. so much!
I thought you might enjoy some Not Your G-Ma’s Wardrobe shots this week.
This is what I wore this Sunday.
I don’t always wear a dress on Sunday anymore – although growing up I
wore a dress to church without fail. Because I was a good little girl.
Now I am a big girl, and I know that what you wear isn’t who you are..
Wow – I should put that on a pillow huh!!
Enough deep thoughts for this post…
Yes, those are plain white flip flops I am wearing.
Bunions and all.. (I am being quite rebellious)
I got this dress at TJ Maxx a couple of years ago, and I love it.
I believe it was all of $15.
The sweater was $10 from Ross.
But the exciting thing I want to point out about this look
is the fact that my legs do not have their usual.. what should I call it..
Mind blowing zombie-like glaring whiteness – ess
It remains true that my skin still cannot abide the sun.
And, in an oh-so-funny twist of fate, I break out in hives from self-tanners.
And yet my normally alabaster limbs have an almost human tone in these pictures..
It is because of a discovery I have made that I am most excited about.
That’s right.. they call it spray on hosiery.
Yes, I have reached a whole new low of vanity..
I admit that freely, and am learning to accept it.
In the meantime, air traffic controllers no longer have to name my
legs as a potential glare hazard to their pilots..
So there you go..or as the new online lingo goes..
I am so cool and savvy it is almost painful..
Look at me and my wild spray on legs..
Next week I am trying out a set of spray on abs..
And you know the rub-on tattoo’s can’t be far behind
Love you guys – I am taking this blogging thing slowly and
one week at a time.. it just keeps calling to me..